So I haven't posted something random in a while and thought I would take some time today to correct any misconceptions that my friends and family back in America might have about my time in Spain, and furthermore to educate them. I should probably say first off that I do love it here, this is not a post on how much I hate Spain. This is simply a post demonstrating some differences between Spain and America, and the Spanish and Americans.
1. Spanish food IS NOT, nor is even similar to in the least, Mexican food. My marketing teacher told us the first day that Americans always ruin their food by adding too many spices or sauces...THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT TASTE GOOD. There isn't even PEPPER in Spain, were you aware of that? If I come across actual pepper in a restaurant I go absolutely nuts. Most American families have salt and pepper on the table, well I don't even know where my hostmom keeps the salt and I know we don't have any pepper. At my house in America we have an entire cabinet dedicated to only spices and other baking essentials. Here, we have to beg for ketchup, ranch simply does not exist, and chicken broth is somehow incorporated into every single meal. If I have SOUP one more time, I don't know what I'll do with myself. And it's not that our hostmom is feeding us soup because it's cheap, my entire host family eats the same thing we do. It's their norm. In my mind, as soon as it hits 55 degrees soup should not be served anymore. I'm not talking gazpacho, people, I'm talking HOT SOUP. Okay, aside from the soup, we have mystery meat every now and then - could be dark meat chicken, could be pork, could be cat who really knows? All I know is I'm completely fed up with TASTELESS Spanish food. The only good thing I've eaten here is salad with olive oil and vinegar dressing. And I can get that in America.
Fast food restaurants don't stay open past midnight here either. So when you've been out all night drinking with your friends and you're starving, forget it. NOTHING is open past midnight. You are S.O.L. This really makes me miss Taco Bell and the concept of a 24 hour drive-thru.
| At least this had lemon with it. Paella is so bland. |
2. Siesta...WHAT IS THIS?! Spain wonders why their economy is crashing yet the government mandates a break in the middle of the workday that ranges from 2 hours to 4 hours. Businesses SHUT DOWN from 2-5 in Sevilla. You can't get anything between these hours because every single business is closed. I understand the roots for this, it gets up to 125 degrees Fahrenheit here in the summer. That kinda makes sense to go home and not be outside, because no one is going to come to your business in that kind of heat. But the rest of the year? It's simply not necessary. And people go home and don't even sleep. They watch TV. Why wouldn't you want to be at your business MAKING MONEY? My European Union teacher says Americans are just all about profits and making money, um YES we ARE why the hell else would you run a for-profit business?! We have the biggest economy in the world if you look at our GDP purchasing power, with $14.6 trillion. The next-closest is China with $10 trillion, and behind them Japan with $4 trillion. This also ties into my next point.
3. Business hours...businesses in Spain do not open until 10am, they close for at least 3 hours every afternoon (well they're not open on Sundays at all) and some MIGHT reopen for a couple more hours but some might just stay closed. How are you going to get out of this severe economic crisis when your businesses aren't even open for 8 hours a day? Most businesses don't even post their hours on the door, so no one even knows when they can or cannot go there. Nothing is open on Sundays, which is a good thing and a bad thing at the same time. People would still buy things on Sundays thus injecting the economy with more money, but they can't. If you're a religious person, you probably think things in America should be closed on Sundays because it should be a day of rest. I don't disagree with you. But we're in Spain, a country that is 97% CATHOLIC, but whose government has been passing laws voraciously to separate church and state. Did you know public school students can't even wear a cross to school?! So why are STATE businesses closed on Sundays? Laziness.
4. LAZINESS...pick up the pace when you're walking down the street. I understand you probably have no where to go since your place of work is closed more often than not, but some people actually do. My roommate and I have a theory that the government only enforces things that condone laziness. When we were on a bus from Madrid to Sevilla, we were informed that bus drivers in Spain cannot drive for more than 3 hours without a 45 minute break. It's an actual law. So instead of our trip taking 4 1/2 hours, it took nearly 6. Another lazy law would be SIESTA, and yet another would be being closed on Sundays.
5. Winter clothes...it's 65 degrees outside, you don't need layers, you don't even need a coat! Americans stick out the most because we wear shorts and dresses when it's 70 and everyone else is in all-black winter coats! Crazy people.
6. Water conservation...okay okay I know it's important and blah blah blah but how many of you "environmental activists" actually shut your shower off when you lather your hair, then turn it on to rinse, then shut it off when you lather your body, then turn it back on to rinse? Over and over and over until you're finally squeaky clean and frozen to death? Probably none of you. I understand that water in Spain is expensive because it's a dry region, but is it really too much to ask to take a 5 minute shower without interruptions?! Spain has been around a long time, you would think they would have this figured out by now like the Romans, but they don't. And there are just as dry regions in America, yet I feel like we know how to control and preserve our water without going to extremes. I could be wrong, it's just my opinion. After all, I am the person who drinks a 24 pack of Dasani every couple of weeks without recycling the bottles. My bad.
One more shower complaint (and it could be just my hostmom): My hostmom has yelled at me for the last time for dripping water on the floor after I shower. Sorry that you have all-tile floors and NO RUGS ANYWHERE. I'm not going to wipe up the dirty floor with my only clean towel, nor am I going to immediately put dirty flip flops on my clean feet. She full-on gets the mop out and mops the entire hall way after I shower. There MIGHT be one footprint, but the floor isn't wet. It's not a question of safety, it's a question of her being anal. I've resorted to using old t-shirts as rugs, but I have to always hide them so she doesn't know what I'm doing.
| It's called a bathmat, invest in one. |
| Sorry it's blurry, but this was at an actual restaurant here in Sevilla. |
8. Fish....ohhhhh the fish. You would think I would be eating some amazing seafood here because we're a peninsula, but you would be wrong. First of all, canned tuna does not need to go in every meal (especially spaghetti). Second, it's really hard to eat [other] fish when the bones are still in it. Locals just eat the bones, especially in salmon filets. One of our directors has had a fish bone removed from her throat TWICE in her life. Um, excuse me?! Seems a little unnecessary! This kind of goes hand-in-hand with the laziness. Maybe it means they're less processed and to some people that's good, but I'd rather my fish be de-boned before a take a big bite. Let's talk about processed foods for a minute. America is known for it, and everyone seems to hate it because it's not "natural". Well, lots of processed foods are actually natural, they just have extra things added to preserve them and protect against bacteria. Food poisoning has been a pretty common occurrance with people in my program. My roommate even had symptons of salmonella for about 4 days. So before you hate on processed American foods, come to Spain, grab a ham leg or a big hearty bite of your fish filet, and enjoy.
| Bones EVERYWHERE in my salmon. |
9. Wal-Mart...HOW I MISS THEE. Here, you have to go to 5 different stores (never located near each other) to get what you need. I not only miss the convenience, I miss the variety. Some of the weird chip flavors here are actually good, but I want the choice of eating those or something more familiar you know? Also, Super Sol brand shaving cream is just not doing the trick.
10. Breakfast. Just the word angers me. I get toast (more like a giant white baguette) every morning with butter and peach marmelade, and hot tea. That's fine and dandy a few times a week, but one morning I asked if I could have an orange instead. She went nuts, she was asking why, are you sick, is something wrong with the toast, are you okay, etc...I kindly explained that I simply did not want toast that morning and an orange sounded more appetizing. She finally let me eat it. It's called variety, Spain, it's the spice of life. Well I guess Spain doesn't even have spices so they couldn't relate to that saying. But really, even when we are in hotels and eat the hotel breakfast, we get the option of meats and cheeses, and toast. And "bacon" here is NOT bacon. It is fried fatty ham. Eggs are a dinner food. I think IHOP is calling my name back home. On the same note as toast, I eat more bread here than I ever do in America. We have some form of non-nutritional bread or white rice or white bean with every meal. I rarely even eat sandwiches in America, much less a piece of bread every night with dinner. And if I do ever eat bread at home, I prefer wheat. I have yet to see that here.
Okay okay I'm being ruthless. Truth is, I'm loving my life here and really do enjoy learning about another culture, and I don't want to go back to reality just yet. I just feel like America has perfected most of the 10 things I've listed. Some people may argue "Of course you like it that way because that's how you were raised," which certainly may be true, but who knows unless they've lived in both worlds. I highly recommend people to come to Spain to study, I have definitely enjoyed my time here. I just think one of the most important things I've learned here is how to appreciate my own culture. Don't take being American and living in America for granted. Ever.
PS: Sorry if I offended anyone, it's just my opinion. Leia Mais…











